Mark my words, Deep-V T-shirts are going to be the bane of men's fashion trends in Spring-Summer 2009. For that very reason I'm thankful that the Deep V-Neck trend won't be confined to the tee.
I can tell you the exact moment it happened. Tania was posting Salvatore Ferragamo's Spring-Summer 2009 collection to the forums and with a few clicks of my mouse there he was.
Ridiculously square jawed guy.
Or should I say, ridiculously square jawed guy wearing a deep v-neck t-shirt. Scrap that, a plunging neckline. No, worse still: a douche bag neck.It was there in that brief moment of horror that I realised thatSpring-Summer 2009 would see far too many young guys showing off theirchests. Far too many young guys without a ridiculously square jaw, orthe ridiculously defined pecks to boot.
So for that sake of little children (and my eyes), in 2009 pleaseavoid the Deep V-Neck when it comes to t-shirts. Instead, look to thelikes of Neil Barrett and Burberry Prorsum for your calling. Both have taken the Deep V to a much more natural calling: cardigans.
You see, you can't really layer a t-shirt. Or at least, I can'treally imagine a way it can be done without the wearer looking like acomplete twat. "Look at that chap, he's wearing two t-shirts!" or, asis more likely to be the case, "that guy has a wife-beater under hisdouche bag neck. Weirdo!" But a cardigan is another story. You'realmost forced to layer it. Sure, the catwalk models don't need to.Their square jaws, defined pecks, and distinct lack of pubic hairallows them to get away with it. But mere mortals? They'll be able towear deep v-neck trend to their heart's content. All the time wearingit over something.
Think of all the children saved.
And my eyes.